Honestly, some of our MPs need to get out more. The former miner and Labour MP for Blyth Valley, was approached and asked to wear something purple to support national fetish day. He said he would wear a purple shirt.
Unfortunately for Ronnie, he did not really know what a fetish was.
Now I am sure that there must be a few honourable members who could enlighten him, maybe someone from the Tory benches could come to his aid.